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Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
Love is like cigar... It starts with fire... Continues with smoke... and Ends in ashes. BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye.. . Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D
Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??Dost Roty Huwe Bola:"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(Hahaha
1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi....
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No, SIR!
Ye waqt ki nazakat hBdalte doar ki majboori hailadko ko ko paratheAurladkiyo ko karaatesikha bahut jaruri hai
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that I'm cute & If u erase this, u r jealous of me coz I'm cute!
Is Qadar Piyar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us "Zalim" Ny,,..Wah Wah..Is Qadar Piyar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us "Zalim" Ny,,Dil To Gaya Hi, 10 Ropay Ka Samosa Bhi Neechy Gir Gaya.. ;-)
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len.. Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D
Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho ToKunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,QK Shadi k BaadAap Duniya to Door ki Baat,Remote se Channel BhiApni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)
tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhata haipar beech main tere baap ka virus aa jata hai
ladaka – shaadi karale mujhase …! ladaki – kyoon ?? ladaka – mere paapa gaanv ke sabase bade aadamee hain … shaadee ke baad ladaki ko pata chala ki ladake ka baap 102 saal ka hai* !
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Q: What do you call a very old ant?A: An antique!
Funny SMSThese days success of marriage depends upon........the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
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