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Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho To

Agar Duniya Me Koi Tabdeeli Lana Chahty Ho To

Kunwaray Rehty Huwe hi Le Aao,,

QK Shadi k Baad

Aap Duniya to Door ki Baat,

Remote se Channel Bhi
Apni Marzi se Tabdeel Nahi Ker Sakty..;-p:)

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