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Jailer: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Phansi Di Jayegi.Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!Jailer: Q Hans Rahe ho?Sardar: Me to Uthta hi Subha 9 Baje Hun...;-p
WIFE means W-Wonderful I-Interesting F-Favourable E-Eating….
Papu went to a hotel.After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.Manager: What are you doing?Pappu : You have written here "Wash Basin".
Son to father.papa kiya hum jahaz k zaria Allah k pass ja saktay hain.Father, ager ap ki mama car drive krain to hum car k zaray bhi ja saktay hain,
Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira, Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ? Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu..
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,Aye Dost..! Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha..........."Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan ke Saath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...? . . Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi Bacchon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Wali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
Can u Elaborate COLLEGE ? Its like this C - Come O - on L - Lets L - Love E - Each G - Girl E - Equally
Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha: "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.??Sardar: Puttar Likh De, Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D
This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1' 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1*1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div That is '2011' Plz dont force me for nobel prize.I Hate Publicity.;)
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen. . 2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi. . 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door. . 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero.. :-D :-)
The past of eat is ate andThe future of ate is weightAnd the most funny part isthat people realize it whenit is to late
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?Socho.??????Nahi Pata.?HahaBaad me Bataun ga.."Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy,Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai,Kl mara tha baap ne usky,Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
Santa road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to santa bola : "sahab saboot to utha lo"!
ThanDi ThAndi hawa chAli MOsuM…huA SuhanA…!!WAh wAh whA…!!..CartoOn b sms paRhny lAgy…!!EduCateD huwA zamAna..!!(“,)/”wAh wAh wAh…!!
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