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Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki Pe Ja Gira,

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Chintu Ladki pe ja gira,
Ladki boli - Battmeez kya kr rhe ho ?
Chintu Bola: ji punjab university se B.Com Kr rha hu..

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Dedicated To All Engineering Students............just imagineu r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind blows andu find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall with fearful heart uapproach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u and a great light fillson the building then;;;;;;;draw the 1,front view2.top view3.side view of the buildingand also discuss the parabolic path covered by the dead body. :-)
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Girls love is like a chocolate.because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.it gives kick to ur body…that’s boys love…
Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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Mere Mehboob K Chehray Per Daany Nikal Aye Hen,,Pehly Hi Wo Chand Tha,Ab Sitaray Bhi Nikal Aye Hen...;-)
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Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today. Lady: But I'm not pregnant. Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
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