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5 Great People Are

5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen. . 2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi. . 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door. . 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero.. :-D :-)

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says"Just do it!"If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been:"Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"
Though for the day!First they put so many mirrors in cars,and they call women, bad drivers’!
80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On The Lectures You Missed And.. The Books You Did't Read.. :-( How Sad.. :-) Hahhahaha:-!
Life is like a MOVIE… If u r sad – DRAMA If u r afraid – SUSPENSE If u r angry – ACTION When u look at the mirror – HORROR
All The Electrons Were Having Party.Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
Yaaro hum bhi bechpan me Shee Krisna ke sman cute sweet beche thewo to jindi ki bhag-dor ne mughe Bharo Baba bana diya
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen??Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Talking to wife is most relaxing and it also improves life span says a new study from England. It says it reduces tension by 90 percent and reduces risk of heart attack by 80 percent. It also states that it's a 100 percent relaxing.. But, it does not say whose wife.
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps And Lives Only For 15 Years..While A Turtle Does Not Run Does Nothing Yet Lives For 300 Years..Moral: Exercise Ki Aisi Ki Tesi.. Just Sleep & More Sleep Well.. :-D
MEZBAN: Lassi app peetay Nahi, Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,Roti ka Time Nahi,Botal ka Mosam Nahi,Ab batain kia khidmat karen?MEHMAN: Easyload hi krwa den phi
When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire!
Man: Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom’s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her.
2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
1 sunder ladki apne kapre utar kar 1 nadi me nahane ke liye nadi me utarne wali thi tabhi waha 1 police wala aaya aur bola- madam nadi me nahana mana haiYe dekho Sign Board me likha hai ladki- to phir tab kyo nahi batya jab me kapre utra rahi thi..Police wala- Madam Sign Board pe ye nahi likha hai ki kapre utarna mana hai
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Can u translate the following in Urdu?Sun+Lion+1/4 kgSochenNai pta?Plz try krenAftab Sher Pao

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