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This Is A Funny Crime Story:

This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.

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Boy:I love u

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Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??

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Life thought me lots of Lessons..

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Girl On Date..

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Court Order !!

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What Is 143?

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Intelligent and Good Looking

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waiter: ur bill sir.

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Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the?

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