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Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....
Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!
ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To Majburi. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo. Me Bheju To ADAT. Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai... to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?..Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..
Indian players going back on the flight to India.Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?Indian Player: YesAir Hostess: Mocha or Latte?Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn.. Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha, Jldi se bola.. Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne.. 2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne.. Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
Yeh Jo Hai Na... Yeh Jo Haath Me Pakra Hai...Yeh Sirf Msg Receive Karne Ke Liye Nahin Hai... Iss Se Msg Jaate Bhi Hen...Aap Try To Karen..:-)Hahaha...;-p
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,Agar hamesha muskurana ho toBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Bacha Maa Se:Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.Maa Khush Ho Ker: Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na KernyPer Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha JaoGround K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D
Man: Doctor sb koyi lambi umar ka tareeqa bato?Dr: Shadi ker lo.Man: Kia shadi sae umar lambi ho jaye gi?Dr: Nahi ye shouq khatam ho jaye ga.
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai.........................funny sms in hindi
She: What do you do?He: PHDShe: Wow !! DoctorateHe: No Pizza Hut Delivery
Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.Hubby: Shopping?Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega.
Dad: What’s ur Result? Son: I’ve failed in 5 subjects. Dad: From now Onwards Don’t Call Me “DAD”. Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test
Son: The girl of our neighbors don’t understand English. Father: How do you know? Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss” and she slapped me
1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola "Sari Dunya Tumhen Be-waqoof Q kehti hy?" Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Jawaab Do Na....;-p ;-D
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