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Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,

Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,
3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..

Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??

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Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)

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Call Girl: Wanna have sex? Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri biwi ki tarah karogi toh Call Girl: Vo kaise? Santa: Free mein
Teacher: pani ka formula batao??Student: H2MgClNaClHNO3Teacher: Stupid, ye kia hai??Student: Sir, ye Selaab ka pani hai.. :)
Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)? . Fathers day..!! coz.. NOBODY knows whom to wish….
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??. Kyu k Technical problem hai. Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo out ho jaye woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'........I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!
Unfortunately, our education system does not teach us teamwork.When we solve our exams in group discussion with others, they call it copying!
shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
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Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz..Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
My teachers always told me thatif I didn’t study hard enoughI’d end up working at McDonalds.Well I proved them wrong,...I got a job at KFC today.
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