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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy: take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
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Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Lab work Experiment no: 1 Aim: to disturb you. Apparatus: mobile. Procedure: 1) missed call. 2) Blank message. 3) Repeat 1& 2. Result: you are disturbed. Effect: I am happy.
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...don't think that u r a genius..........i need a brain which is never used before
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