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7 Things Students Do During Exams Preparation: 1- Sleeping 2- Eating 3- Texting 4- Watch Movies 5-Chat With Friends 6- Dream Of Touching Books & 7- Ask Others Studied something?
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Smile is a lnguage of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush your teeth daily.
Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye.. . Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D
A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Ladka: Viber use karti ho..??Ladki : ufff! You un-educated ladke bhi na !! Dear Viber nhi Viper hota hai..Haan main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani Jyada ho towarna pocha hi lagati hun...Ladka : hahahahaBus kar pagli Rulayegi kya.
Earlier people used to removetheir hats to give respectAnd…Our new generation…..Removes head phones to give respect..!! 😀
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When husband breaks a glass.Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!And when wife breaks a glass.Wife: Who kept this glass here?

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