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Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy.. Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..

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Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen?? Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0
HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein? Hired
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len.. Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D
The inventor of the snooze button is dead. His funeral will take place tomorrow..............at 6:00, 6:08, 6:16, 6:24 and 6:32!
"Watchman" Ko Rakhny se Behtar hai kGali K Dono Sides per "Wi-fi" Lagwa len,,Larky Gali Me Hi Rahen Gy,AurRaat Bhar Hifazat bhi Rahy Gi..;-p ;-)Hahahha
Mum: You haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago.Me: Excuse me... where do you think these chips came from!
"An apple a day... is almost a thousand rupees a month.Visiting a doctor is.....a lot cheaper.Sp be practical!"
Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,"Dosto",,K Tum "Mera" Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-pHahaha
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small.... . . . . Now that place is known as "Disney Land".. :-P
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p
student + dying = STUDYING
New generation:Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;.....But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!
main Ladkiyon ki driving ke khilaaph bilkul nahin hoon, lekin jara ye bata do ki...achaanak koi saamane aaye to brake ki jagah cheekh maarana kahaan ka insaaph hai?
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
What Is 143?....I LOVE YOU ?? .No.... ..I MISS YOU ??.No. ...... .I LIKE YOU ??.No.. .....143 Means One Hundred FourtyThree …Maa Baap Ne Kitni UmmeedSe PadhayaTha Nalayako..
Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai.. Dad: Wow Congrats, Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha. Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.?? Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married.Think different, do different!

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