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Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti Hun

Boy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,
Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-p

Boy Shocked..;-)

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