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Dost Pathan Se:

dost pathan se:
"tum to aj doctor kay pas janay wale thay ,kyun nae gaye?"

pathan:"yara hum kal jaey ga aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai...

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Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,Wo to Kahin nahi mili,Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..Doctor: Ohooo, Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Acha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate h KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE Note: Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.
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DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycleSON: If I fail?DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.SON: why?DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
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Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor..Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho..Bhikhari: Doctor,Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Sunder Kamsin saali ko dekhkar Jija ko gussa jarur aata hai jab aap ke yaha Rasgulla tha to mughe Dahivada kyo pakda diya
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands all day.Husband: I too wish that u werea newspapers so I could havea new one everyday.
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