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Ansu Tere Nikle To Ankhen Meri Ho,

Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.

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