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|| Jai Shri RAJNIKANT || Send dis msg to 9 ppl ul pass WIDOUT studyin. Once a P.Hd studnt ignord dis..His X th Result was changd to "FAIL"
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam- 1)Studies 2)Games 3)Entertainment 4)Love 5).. 6).. 7).. ?? Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta
Supreme Court ordered to ban Haldiram's Nut cracker and Kurkure Nut Cracker in Delhi NCR during 31 december and Happy New Year Eve 2018
?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:1st:Ye paper konsa tha?2nd:Maths ka1st:Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?2nd:Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .
Do U know the reason why GIRLS like "LAKME" cream... B'coz they want to say... L-love A-and K-kiss M-me E-everyday !!!
"We should love, not fall in love...B’coz everything that falls, gets broken. "
Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars the beautiful sky and the endless horizon…. and suddenly I thought… where the hell is my roof?
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha..Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti??Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
Ek Khargosh Bomb le ker Zoo me Ghus Gaya Aur Awaz lagai:"Tum Sab k Paas Ek Minute hai Yahan se Nikalny k liye".Kachuwa Bola: Wah ustaad Wah,Seedhi Tarha keh na K,Me Hi Target Hun...:-p
Uncle: Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.?.Boy: Ji.. Engineering...Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga PadhaiWadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D
Ek Lahori Ny Karachi Waly Se Pucha: Sir Yahan Acha Khana Kahan Se Milta Hai??Karachi Wala: Bhai Jo Aap Maang Rahy Hen, Wo Sirf Lahore Me Hi Milta Hai.. :-D
Kamyabi Hamesha un ki qadam chomti he,.....jo socks utarne k bad apne pao dhote hen...
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Garmi Ny Sab Ka Dimagh Kharab Ker Rakha Hai..Shuker Hai KMe Theek Hun..:-)Meri Taraf SeAap Sab KoEID Mubarak...;-p
Samosa said to Aalu I protect you by hot oil When i am fried because is love you .Aalu said when people eat you after you fried i burn their tongue because i love you too.MORAL :Samosa thanda kar ky khain inki love story pe mat jain..
Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga: Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
If 1=5. 2=25. 3=125. 4=625. 5=? Think Before Scrolling :P . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *Ans is 1 ! See The 1st Line. MORAL : Life's Very Simple, Don't Make It Complicated...!! :) :)
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