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Smart boy + Smart girl = Affair
Foolish boy + Smart girl = Empty pocket
Smart boy +  Foolish girl =  Pregnancy
Foolish boy  + Foolish girl = Marriage

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Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kya de ga Faraz....Jis ne police ki gari dekh k bike se utar diya....UTAR DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAIN.
1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?.....jaduger:anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.
Larkay wale Larki k Ghar gaye Or Pucha:"Larki kuch karti bhi hai?"Larki ki Maa:Haan G ! MaShaALLAH,5 Rupay me Pooray 1200 SMS karti hai..:D ;-)
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1U Know Why??If she accept its your luckotherwise just tell April Foooooll.
Ye student ki pehchn hai Hath mai cigrate mu mai pan hai Mshur ye saitan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Padhna ise ata nhi Clas kbhi jata nhi Cnten is ki jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Jalson mai sb se age hai Naron mein sb se agey hain Imtehan mein naqal is ki an hai Ye student ki pehchn hai Lrkiyo k peche hai pra Jo larki gusa ho zra Tb ye bnta bhai jan hai Ye student ki pehchn hai..
Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya.. Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya.. Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,, Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
Teacher: Sardar, “Where is Mount Everest?” Sardar: “I don’t know Sir” Teacher: Well.Stand up on your bench. Sardar: It is not yet visible Sir.
A Sweet Story.Once a girl asked a boy:Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,looked in her deep eyes and said:..Dekh janu dimag mat kha!Already physics mein supply hy....
Asahisnuta (intolerance) badh raha hai, Delhi par ISIS ka dron hamla karne wala hi tha ki....maine Private news channel badal kar DDnews laga liya.....Thank GOD..abb sab thik hai
Fill blank wth YES/NO 1)…,Im not mentally fit! 2)…,I have no brain! 3)…,I have no commonsense!4)..,I am mad!
Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Funny Relationship Status-Chalti Hai GadiUdti Hai DhooolEk Ladki Ka Number MilaVo Bhi Gaya Bhool...Coz I am super Cool
Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaen Gy..Per Maan jana Manany Se Aye Dost Warna..Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D
Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta, Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D
She~how is my new dress?Me~Saif Ali khanShe~what?Me~Saif Ali khanShe~matlab?Me~WOW WOW WOW
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gyaOr shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,Jldi se bola..Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

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