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Boys Hostel Ke Bathroom Mein Likha Tha..

Boys hostel ke bathroom mein likha tha..
Apne bhabisya apne haath mein hai...
to socho Girls hostel ke bathroom mein kya likha hoga?
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Apne bhabisya se ap Ungli na kare..

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