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Faraz v/s Ghalib.. Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,, Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?" Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Son: Dad! Children are more intelligent or their Parents? Father: Their Dads. Son: Dad! Who Invented Telephone?? Father: (Happily) Graham Bell.. Son: Then Why didn’t his dad Invented that??
Millions of people write Love Letters.But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.Just imagine how lucky I am!Great words Said by,—DUST BIN—
Breaking News.. 31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga.. (Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan) , , , Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !
Wife: I wish I was a newspaperso I would be in ur hands all day.Husband: I too wish that u werea newspapers so I could havea new one everyday.
Laughing Is The Best Medicine,But If U Are Laughing for No Reason,You Need Medicine...;-p
"Every married man's has to bear two kinds of expenses:If the wife is fair complexioned, it's on Sun Screen Lotion;And if she is dark-complexioned, it's on ""Fair & Lovely"" Cream!"
A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeouspretty girl wearing very tight dress walking on the road:.... "Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful"[email protected]
Wo dost umar bhar ka saath kya de ga Faraz....Jis ne police ki gari dekh k bike se utar diya....UTAR DOUBLE SAWARI BAND HAIN.
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D
@ @ @ @ @ @ 6 flowers 4 u 1 4 health 2 4 wealth 3 4 happiness 4 4 frndship or baki 2 kaan pe laga lo mast lagoge.. @('.')@ arre wah ! Najar na lag jaye....
Talent Merit to mere mein koot-koot ke bhara hai, phark bas itana hai ki thoda baarik koot diya,ab nikal hi nahin raha.
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai......Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?
Teacher:Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?Student:Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
I want u 2 know that, our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry U lauf I lauf U jump out of da window… I look down & den… I lauf again…
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?Girl: Sirf 90%Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf KroEnnye Numbran Vich Te 3 MunddayePass ho Jande Ne :D :P
Aaj bhi hamre desh meTu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hainTu pasand hain kisi aur kiSongs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladkebahut emotional/senti ho jate H
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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