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for the first time in d history of sms.. "3D" sms in ur mobile. See & enjoy.& remember, I sent it first to u.. D D D
Kubsoorat Si Aankhen,Masoom Sa Chehra,Mithi Si Aawaz,Piyara Sa Ikhlaaq,Khush Mizaj Andaz,Ye To Hui Meri Baat,,AurSunaoKese Ho Aap..;-p
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badalWah wah wahmeray kamray me urr rahay hain badalwah wah wahme jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal ...
Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..,
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor. . Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho. . Bhikhari: Doctor, Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
Jab light ho out of control,.to khirki darwaze khol,.khirki darwaze khol,Chanda mama ko bol!."All IzZ wELL".KESC kia jane public ka kya hoga?.jaan jaye gi ya garmi main fana hoga?.koi na jaane ye masla kab solve hoga?.To candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol"Bhaiya ALL IzZ Well"
Can u translate the following in Urdu?Sun+Lion+1/4 kgSochenNai pta?Plz try krenAftab Sher Pao
Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Jahan Se Dhoka Mily Wahan Kabhi Nahi Jana Chahiye,,Per Kiya Karen K Aadmi Ko "Susral" To Jana Hi Parta Hai..!
Teacher: what is skeleton? Student: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami wah wah tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....
Cute Girl: I am 18 and my böyfriend is 38, is that BÄD? Boy: Sweety Yöu spelt DÄD wröng.
Ultimate Insult:A Boy texts a girl.Boy: Hey.Girl: Hi! What are you doing?Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.Girl: Aww How cute!.......Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!
Respect the pan walaHe is the only guy who asks youfor permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛
Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah....................................funny sms hindi shayari
God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested in the world
Sn: Ppa god news haiPpa: Kya?Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.Ppa: Hn.Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D
G - Gapshup Mein Sabse AageI - Innocent, Sirf Shakal SeR - Rone Ki Automatic MachineL - Ladai Mein Sab Ki Amma

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