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Aaj Bhi Hamre Desh Me

Aaj bhi hamre desh me
Tu pyaar hain kisi aur kaa
Tujhe chaahtaa koi aur hain
Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate H

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