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MOT Ka Firshta

MOT ka firshta
GIRL sy: apka time overho chuka hai
GIRL: BACHNA KA RASTA HAI KOI???

FRISHTA: yes 1 kissss karo
usko jo ye sms parh raha hai
GIRL: yaaakh thoooo

TERI MEHARBANI

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