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U Have A Brain Disease

U have a brain disease.
Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right.
Left brain has nothing right in it
and right brain has nothing left in it.

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Height Of Insult... YOU swipe the ATM Card and ATM Machine shows this message . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "AAGE CHALO BABA"
This message is strictly for smart and cute readers, Since u have received it, . . . It is Obviously a Technical Error... Sender Deeply Apologizes....
Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty is the inner self, so now u go and change ur underwear…
Life's like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That's- HORROR!! ;-)
Jab bhi tujhe dekhta hu bas 2 hi lines yaad aati hain Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aaye, Mahaveer jab naam sunaye.
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even ur mind. But there is 1 thing u will never lose... n that is ur Good Looks! coz... u cant lose what u never had!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, "We want 2 disturb some person." I suggest them your name. They said, "We cannot disturb our boss."
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
Tumhari aankhein chanda k samaan, Tumhara chehra chanda k samaan, Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k samaan, Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhains ka naam.
You r 1 of da most CUTE persons in da world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
Itni aasani se nahi paya tha apko, Zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko, Apko kya pata kitne jatan kar ke hamne, INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.
One MMS recieved Name: Video Clip Duration: 2 Mins 35 Seconds Starting now... Loading.. .. ... ...... ..... ..... Abbe mobile ki auqaat dekhi hai? Video dekhega.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
TAlking to you Days May End Widout Seeing  you Days May End Widout Msging U But The Day Never Ends Widout Remembring U ~ Good Night ~ =]
WHO SAID ENGLISH IS EASY? FILL THIS BLANK WITH “YES” or “NO”

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