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Ek Larki Roz Subha Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Per Ja Ker Beth Jati..Bataen Q.??Nahi Pata..?MBA Ker K Pagal Ho Gai THi, Apny Aap Ko "Branch Manager" Samajhny Lagi Thi.. ;-)
Arz Kiya Hai.. Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa.. Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
Jitne teji se aajkal sampo me vitamins, kaju, baadam, minerals paye ja rahe hai Dar hai kisi din use Mid Day Meal ke menu me Shamil na kaar diya jaye
Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married 🙂
(".") <( (> _! !_ " I am Bodyguard. Aap ki girlfrnd ke liye, Jarurat ho to Phone kare. Mujh pe ek ehsan karna k mujh pe Koi miss call na krna.
U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend” But
The only crush left in life, after getting married is............'Candy Crush'
uss din mujhe bhi Albert Einstein jaisi filling aaai thi jab Abdul kalam ne kaha tha ki..............duniyan ke sab se achchhe dimag class ki last bench par hote hai.
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena. "How much is Six plus 4.?" . . Class: Ek Sath.. :-D Haahaha
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!.................Hindi funny sms
Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,Warna Log Kahen gy,,Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,Aur,Mendak Nikal Aya Hai...;-p:D
Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape? Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.
Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai MagarCard per Likha Tha,,,,DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)
I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.Can anyone recommend.....His nice girlfriend?
Things men do that upset women:1. Lie2. Not talk3. Be honest4. Talk too much5. Not show emotions6. Be too emotional7. Breathe!
Super Insult..:-)Girl to Boy: Tum kon c Cream use karty ho?Boy Khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.Girl: To kar Liya karo! Kaaliye ..;-p
Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..?? Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-) Ammi Kehti Hen K Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D
Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.. Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti?? Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir K Dard Ki Goli Khai Hai, Kahin Pait Me Na Chali jaye.. :-D
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