Difference Between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But
“U r my Best Friend”
But
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Chintu sbji lene gya.....
Chintu sbji lene gya..... Sbji wala sbji pr pani chidak raha tha... Chintu intezar krta raha jb kafi der ho gyi to bola - Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol do..
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Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai,
Aadmi ka Dil Bahut bada hota hai, Aur Aurat ka Bahut Chhota Dilhota h Aurat k Dil me Sirf Uske Lover aur Pati k liye hi Jagah hoti hai! But Aadmi ka Dil Itna Bada hota hai ki Usme Lover Dost ki Lover Biwi ki dost Saamne wali Bajuwali Uparwali Neechewali Sabjiwali Doodhwali Kapdewali Saali Kaamwali Bhai Ki Saali Aur Thodi bahut PATNI k liye bhi Jagah hoti hai.!
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Aaj Mere Pass
Aaj mere pass Mobile hy Number hy Charger hy Battery hy Balance hy Tumhare pass kiya hy? Hy koi msg? To bhej do Agar nahi to Mobile bech do
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A Very Old Lady
A very old lady teacher of english Ask this question with the class: When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it? One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.
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You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Charming,You are the one who is Intelligent,Your are the one who is Cute.And I am the one who is..........spreading these rumors!
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A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his handAfter a minute he started crying loudly...Why???...Paining???No..!! Then???..Spelling mistake..!! :O
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Only 20% boys have brains
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
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Machar Marnay Ka Tareqa
Machar marnay ka tareqa! Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.
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Law of exams
The Law Says “If U Can’t Convince Them Then At least Confuse Them” Do You Know Which Law It Is? . . . This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”
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Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
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How I use my phone:
How I use my phone:40% to use Whatsapp.35% to use Facebook.10% to take Photos.8% to play Games.5% check the Time.2% to actually Calls.
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Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai,
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
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First the engagement ring
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya..Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..?Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap neDusra Sawal Puch liya.. :-D
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Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
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Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.Teacher: Now, why would he do that?Pappu: It was his lunch money!
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z. WHAT R U LOOKING FOR? I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend
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1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye
1 halki si Muskuraht hazaaron dil jeet skti hai,Zara hass k to dekye ,,,,/////,,,, (@ .. @) (<IIIIII>) aay haye! aapne to Mehfil hi loot li...
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