Open Menu

I Just Want To Sit Down And Watch A Nice Movie With A Girlfriend.

I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend...
.
.
His nice girlfriend?

Send Mobile short message I Just Want To Sit Down And Watch A Nice Movie With A Girlfriend. from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.

More Funny SMS Messages

Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.Sardar: Pucho..Pathan: Sabun Se Nahany K Baad Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??Sardar: Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D
The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal & opposite, to the force applied by girl while slap
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,.Janab..!.Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,Gham Bhi Door,Garmi Bhi Door..!
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
The Equation of Marriage:7 Glances = 1 Smile7 Smiles = 1 Meeting7 Meetings = 1 Kiss7 Kisses = 1 Proposal7 Proposals = 1 MarriageAnd that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.So beware of a glance!
Funny But TrueGuns don’t kILL peopleDads with Pretty DaughtersKILL people.
ARZ KIYA HAI.Zara Ghaur farmiye !haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..Yu na kisi k dil se khelo........Yu na kisi k dil se khelo..........Jab Like & comment nahi karna aataTOH? ? ?Computer aur Mobile bechkar Radio lelo.. Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)
If King asks me ”what do u want?”Million dollars or a true friend” !I will choose,Million dollars”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gay..
Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aiseH.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"
God made a daylight n is called "SUN", God made an entertainment n is called "FUN", God made a nightlight n is called "MOON", God made a U n is called "CARTOON".
Pata Nahi Log Mulk se Bahar Kese Chaly Jaty Hen??Mujh Se To Bister se Bahar hi Nahi Nikla Jata..(,")<)(>Haaye Haaye Sardii...;-)
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna.. . Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Whats d height of hope??It is: sitting in d exam hall,holding d question paper in handn telling Ur self“dude,don’t worry.Exams will get postponed!”
HR Head addressing employees:This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.One of the Employees: What is that?HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"
Mohabbat love ke kharcho ki badi lambi kahaani hai, kabhi Film dikhaani hai to kabhi shopping karaani hai, Mastar roj kahata hai kahaan hai Fee ke paise? use Samajhaoon main kaise ki mujhe chhori Pataani hai! ladki pataani hai chutkule
~SOLID INSULT~ "When I See Your Face, There is Not A Thing That I Would Change..Except The DirectionI Am Walking In.. :-D

SMS Messages Categories

Advice SMSAngry SMSAnniversary SMSApril Fool SMSBakra SMSBakra Eid SMSBarish Rainy Day SMSBest Wishes SMSBirthday SMSBlessing SMSBreak Up SMSBroken Heart SMSChristmas SMSCool SMSCute SMSDaring SMSDecent SMSDiwali SMSDua SMSEid Mubarak SMSEmotional SMSEncouraging SMSEnglish SMSExams SMSFarewell SMSFather Day SMSFlirt SMSFool SMSForget SMSFriendship SMSFunny SMSGet Well Soon SMSGhazal SMSGood Afternoon SMSGood Day SMSGood Evening SMSGood Luck SMSGood Morning SMSGood Night SMSGreetings SMSHoli SMSHug SMSHusband And Wife SMSIndependence Day SMSInspirational SMSInsult SMSIslamic SMSJumma Mubarak SMSKanjoos SMSKiss SMSLife SMSLove SMSMathematics SMSMiscellaneous SMSMiss You SMSMoral SMSMother Day SMSMotivational Quote SMSNever Forget SMSNew Year SMSParents SMSPicture SMSPoetry SMSPolitics SMSPropose SMSPunjabi SMSRamadan SMSRelationship SMSRomantic SMSRude SMSSad SMSSanta Banta Jokes SMSShaadi Marriage SMSSinhala SMSSmile SMSSorry SMSThank You SMSValentine SMSWeather SMSYou Are Special SMS