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(o_@) (/_.' '. _/ /_ ',', - Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi. Tera mobile ka Inbox Khali tha to kar diya. Don't mind Saaf kar lena.
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye.Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
A Sweet Story.Once a girl asked a boy:Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,looked in her deep eyes and said:..Dekh janu dimag mat kha!Already physics mein supply hy....
Ravan- Sigret hai kya? Hanuman- Nahi Ram- 1 packet hai na de do. Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!
What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy.....Boy:,,,,,,,ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua? Pappu: paapa 99% Santa: Shocked! Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai. Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega......clean papu jokes
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
HR Head addressing employees:This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.One of the Employees: What is that?HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"
“Maa” Maa Kya Hai? Ek Khubsurt Rishte Ka Nam, Maa K Dm Se Hi Kaynat Me Rang He, Ye Maa Hi He Jo Apne Bacho Ko Subha Uthati Aur Khti He K . . . Uth Jao Nalayko 11 Baj Rahe Hain
Banta road se gujar raha tha,achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthayaor jor se chillaya.... Kaminepoti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Arz kiya hai….jara gaur farmaiya ga - "Shayari of year 2015" Ladki ke aankh marne par ladke ke Paon jami par nahi parte or Ladke ke aakh marne par ladki ke chappal jami par nahi parte.
Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udha
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai. . . . . . Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!
Mana k Teri Nazar me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hun Me,,,Meri Qadar Un se Pooch Jin k Me ny Paisay Deny Hen..:)
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status!
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