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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai.

Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon ki Shakal se pata lag jaata hai ki Unke Dimag mai kya Chal raha hai.
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Student:"Fir bhi Ap Apna Dupatta sahi nahi kr rahi ho!

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