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A rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 yrs! A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 150 yrs! . . Moral-EXRCISE IS HELL! JUST SLEEP WELL!
Smooth roads never make good drivers Smooth sea never makes good sailors Clear skies never make good pilots Problem free life never makes a strong & good person. Have a tough, but winning day ahead. Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Friends you Know Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1 yes, April 1 …you Know Why that Day?? If she accept its your luck, otherwise just tell April Foooool
What is the true meaning of Study?S - SleepingT - TalkingU - Unlimited MessagingD - DreamingY - Yaani ke mast lifeSO carry on with your study!
Jab Me chota tha to Andheray se Dar lagta Tha,Ab jab Bijli ka Bill dekhta ho to RoshniSe Dar lagta hai..;-p
Jab tum hanste ho to lagta hai k insaan phele bander tha, plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai
Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol...... after removing a Virus from his System
Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,Doctor..Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...<('.')/"/> Oohoo /"\ye to socha hi nahi....
Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.Saree mein saree Parag saree!
1. doctor ne marez se kaha. main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha, doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga. jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
"Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Sy Karo""Aur""Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukr Say Karo''Is sms main Pehley biwi ka 0r Baad mein girl freind ka zikar aata hay
Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta chalti hai, . . . . Jab mobile customer care wale kehte hai, "Aap ka call hmare liye important hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
Pappu ki master se hui ladai Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai Pappu ka grm hua khoon Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya COMING Soon
Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai
Husband chahe jitna bhi kharch kar de....Shopping karne ke baad wife ‘Thank You’ dukaandar ko hi bolegi !!!
A message from dengue MacharMe duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.per.??????? Lahore Lahore ay
A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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