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Question. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,Umar Sharif,Nawaz Sharif,Shehbaz Sharif,Hamza sharif
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
If u read this, I m smart.. If u save this, u agree I m smart.. If u 4ward this, u r spreadin that I m smart.. If u delete this u r jealous..
Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai?
Faraz v/s Ghalib..Faraz: "Phool Ko To Khilna Hai Wo To Khily Ga,,Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"Ghalib: "Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,, Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D
Teri pyari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
Pakistan me itne electricity nai haiJitne electrical engineers 😛 😀
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost!2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost!
Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka jis k jawab me hum kahein Qabool hai qabool hai qabool ha
Kuch Daku Train K Musafiron Ko Loot Rahy Thy..Ek Daku Ny Sardar Ji Se Kaha: Tumhary Paas Kiya Hai??Sardar Ji: O Daku Bhai Aahista Bolo, Mere Paas To Ticket Bhi Nahi Hai.. :-D
80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya. Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha kimana kar nahi paya ...
Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..? boy-Long Drive Pr..!! girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..? boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
Chaandi Ka Ghora,Sonay Ki Lagaam,,Msg Parhny Walon Ko Mera Salam..Pepsi Peeny Walo,,Sprite Bhi Piya Kero,,Free K Msg Parhny Walo,,REPLY Bhi To Kiya Kero...;-)
Once santa, Computer Science student, washing his hands with Dettol...... after removing a Virus from his System
Twitter par Tweets huwa hai Whatsapp par Sms aya hai-Gujraat Election main jis din Hardik Patel Sabha Sambodhit karege... Usi Din Usi wakt BJP ke Sabha main Sunny Leone bhi aayegiSuna hai Sunny Leone Ladke se hand shake ke sath sath ladko ko Hugging bhi karegi....
1 lovely ladki ko dekh Kaleja me Current lag gaya Uske sath me 2 Bhimkaay bhai ko dekh Mood Faint ho gaya
Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D
When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books. My bed falls in love wid me" n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?
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