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1 Doctor Ne Marez

1. doctor ne marez se kaha. main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha, doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga. jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

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