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Tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai?

tinku: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyu Kehte Hai?

chinku: Kyuki Jail Mai Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai

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