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Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells timeFriend 2: How does it work, bro?Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screamsIt is 2 AM, Idiot
Teacher : U failure !At tour age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at your age Hitler committed suicide
Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
True Graduation Speech:......“First, I’d like to thank Google.Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
New Generation Poem"Pappu Pappu""Yes Papa""Watching movies?""No Papa""Watching videos?!""No Papa""Show me Browser History""Ha Ha Ha!"
Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen ToAkele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi Horror Movie Dekh Len..Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko TanhaaiMehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy GaJese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D
Pati: What’s hypnotism? Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se man chaha kaam karwana. Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi kehte hein
Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!
Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"khawaja ask!Khan shb kia size rakhu"pthan khawaja sepasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Interviewer: Where were you born?Sardar: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Sardar: What which part?whole body was born in Punjab...;-p
Ek Qaidi 7 Saal K Baad Jail Se Bhaag Gaya Aur Bari Mushkil Se Chupta Chupata Apny Ghar Pohncha..Bivi Ny Us Ko Dekhty Hi Kaha: TV Per To Bata Rahy Thy K Tum 8 Bajy K Bhaagy Huwe Ho,Itni Dair Kahan Thy.??Qaidi Ny Ye Suna Aur Khamoshi Se Wapas Jail Ki Taraf Chal Para.. :-D
Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…Girl: kia..fir.. 😒Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..Girl: achha fir 😰😰Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!Girl: pankha
Twitter par Tweets huwa hai Whatsapp par Sms aya hai-Gujraat Election main jis din Hardik Patel Sabha Sambodhit karege... Usi Din Usi wakt BJP ke Sabha main Sunny Leone bhi aayegiSuna hai Sunny Leone Ladke se hand shake ke sath sath ladko ko Hugging bhi karegi....
The best way to a woman's heart is by saying those three words:"You lost weight!"
Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,, Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya.. Isi Liye Kehty Hen, "Jesa Kero Gy, Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D
Dosto pyaar aisa karo..agar ladaki aapake pyaar ko thukaraaye.. to koi ooncha taavar dekho aur usape chadh jaavo..... aur socho..shahar bahut badha hai .... doosari koi dhoondh lenge...neeche utaro aur kaam par lag jao...
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