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Aik Aadmi Ka Hont

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya. Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi, Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha, Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea

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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
Husband: I found Aladin lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai… . . . . . . . . . Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo… fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
A Small Tip For Lifetime: “Try To Present Yourself That You Are HAPPY, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally It Becomes Your Character.” :)
Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.
Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh Koi acha larka nai mila
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?” . . . . . Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”
One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change your WIFE'' While real word was(LIFE).
Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

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