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Research se pata chala hai ki… Wife se pyaar se baat karne se Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai Mind 90% time relax rehta hai Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen . . . . WIFE APNI NA HO..
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun. Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
Husband: I am very happy to marry you. Wife: Why may i know? Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.
Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai… . . . . . . . . . Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo… fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..
Husband: I found Aladin lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!
Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh Koi acha larka nai mila
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. Love you my beloved wife.
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
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