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Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni

Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai… . . . . . . . . . Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo… fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi..

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Husband: I found Aladin lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
husband phone pe kya pakaya hai aj wife zeher husband kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.
Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early. Love you my beloved wife.
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband: Tumhara 'moun'...
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
Husband: I am very happy to marry you. Wife: Why may i know? Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke, Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon Wife: THeek hai theek hai lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit zaroor dila dena
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga? Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.
A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi Husband: OK Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte? Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

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