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Aisa Aadmi Jo Ghalti

“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .

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More Husband and Wife SMS Messages

Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband: I found Aladin lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!
Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun. Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi, Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta . Husband:tu Kutti . Wife:tu Kutta , , Bacha masumiat se bola or me “TOMI”
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh Koi acha larka nai mila
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Husband: I am very happy to marry you. Wife: Why may i know? Husband: Because i got the punishment of my sins in this world.
Husband: dear tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay. Wife:Wo kiya? Husband: Tumhara 'moun'...
If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life :p
Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke acha pakany wali milay Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?
Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy Husband: 1 Bar Dekh Lene Do, Phr Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye

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