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Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook 'n Make Food Myself For A Month, What Will You Pay Me..? Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You, You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

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You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wife!
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.
3 log marne kya baad jannat kya darwaze par pahuche: 1 ) Bola: Mein molvi hun mein nay zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 2 ) Bola: Mein doctor hun, Maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do. Awaz ayi: Next! 3 ) Bola: Mein shadi shudha hun. Awaz ayi: Bus kar, Rulayge kya… chal andar aaja!
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a beautiful girl in the bus, . . . . A few minutes later the girl slaps him for pinching.. . . . . Husband to wife: I swear I didn’t . . Wife: I know, I did it.
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won’t take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won’t take place
Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)
A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?
Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai????? Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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