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A Husband Once Complained

A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…?

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Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
A successful marriage is based On give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses n wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi, Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta . Husband:tu Kutti . Wife:tu Kutta , , Bacha masumiat se bola or me “TOMI”
Wifes insulting their husbands: . Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…? Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…? Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…! Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…! MBA’S BV – Mind Yr own Business pls…! . . . CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV- . . Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna :-)
Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya? Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi? Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke, Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon Wife: THeek hai theek hai lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit zaroor dila dena
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya. Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi, Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha, Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea
“Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh? . “AQALMAND” “Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh? . . “HUSBAND” . .
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

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