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Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!" Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

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A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!
Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh Koi acha larka nai mila
Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke acha pakany wali milay Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya
1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha. Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain. Bv boli woh kesay. Sohahr bola . Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.
Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi Husband: OK Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte? Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
There is no harm in treating husbands as atm machines, If they treat their wives as washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner, cook, maid, waiter, teacher etc! Issued in public interest by Women Welfare Centre
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a beautiful girl in the bus, . . . . A few minutes later the girl slaps him for pinching.. . . . . Husband to wife: I swear I didn’t . . Wife: I know, I did it.
husband phone pe kya pakaya hai aj wife zeher husband kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?
Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke, Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon Wife: THeek hai theek hai lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit zaroor dila dena
Wifes insulting their husbands: . Pilot’s BV -ziyada uro mt, samjhe…? Teacher’s BV – Mujhe mt sikhao samjhe…? Dentist’s BV – Daant tod k hath mei de dungi…! Docter’s BV – tabiyat durust kr doungi…! MBA’S BV – Mind Yr own Business pls…! . . . CA/ACMA Candidate’s BV- . . Abay phle paas toh ho phir baat karna :-)
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?"
A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: “UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS” The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible

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