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Wife Mai Aapse Baat

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi Husband: OK Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte? Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

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Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife to Husband : I don't have any child, I have decided to give all my wealth to some Sadhu.. After hearing this, husband stood up... Wife : What happened to you, where are you going? Husband : To become a Sadhu !
Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha. Kisi ne pocha kese jala? Admi bola: wife maikay ja rahi thi.usko chorrne station gaya tha khushi main train ka Engine choom liye
Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke, Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon Wife: THeek hai theek hai lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit zaroor dila dena
husband phone pe kya pakaya hai aj wife zeher husband kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.
Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti! Husband: Air kaash tum aisi ringtone hoti jise main har hafte badal sakta.
Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh Koi acha larka nai mila
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai????? Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it, half the divorces won't take place.. On the other hand, If women behave before marriage the way they do after it, half the marriages won't take place ;)
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying… & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.
Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!" Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!

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