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Today I Saw A Person

Today I saw a person.
Looking exacly like you.
I accidently called ur name.
But that person therw away the banana and jumped on another tree.

R U Twins ????

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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Twinkle Twinkle little star eye brow pencil,cold cream jar, powder, lip stick perfume too, make the beauty out of you…
Maine pocha AQAL kya hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai, Sagar ne kaha: Bohut gehri hoti hai, Aur aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kya hoti hai?
What is the difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’… . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘U’ is a curved line and ‘I’ is a straight line…
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Tumhari aankhein chanda k samaan, Tumhara chehra chanda k samaan, Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k samaan, Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhains ka naam.
Sleeping duration For women 5 hrs For men 6 hrs For children 7 hrs For monkey 8 hrs Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up
FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.
I just feel u….
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Long time ago, only idiots used to read my SMS. And, today, the history continues.
Scientific Question:
Can you pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: You are a good dog. Now stop barking.
Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE
Ha HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHa Nothing, I suddenly remembered ur face..? Oh my god..? Wat a funny creation.
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey hey…! you too.

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