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FLASH NEWS:
Orbit White Ad Buffalo die.
The company is searching an new one for their ad.
So please be careful.
Avoid going outside and dont smile.

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Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos love you, Snakes love you, Tortoise love you, Giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain!
One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo. Its Name Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is… Is! Don’t Worry It Is Not you, Because It Is Intelligent.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are,
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Listen, are you always this stupid or... Are you just making a special effort today?
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly... I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
Most people have 5 senses. But u r blessed with 6 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
So Sweet is ur SMILE, So Sweet is ur STYLE, So Sweet is ur VOICE, So Sweet is ur EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
Tarif ke kabiil hum kahan, Charcha to aapki chalti hai, Bhagvan ka diya sab kuch hai apke paas, Bas ek seeng or poonchh ki kami khalti hai.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
Log kehte hain ke khuda ne aap ko badi fursat mein banaya hoga? Jaante hain kyon.... Simple si baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain?

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