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Ye badal, ye bijli sirf aap k liye, Ye hawa ye mausam sirf ap k liye, 8 mahine nahaye nahi, Ab 4 mahine ki ye baarish... Sirf aap k liye!
No visits... No calls... No sms... No letters... No missed calls... Im worried. Kya hua zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.
Sometimes my mind asks me.. Why I like U? Why I wnt 2 c U? Why I Rem'ber U? Why U make me laugh? THEN my HEART answers.... Its simply coz I LOVE CARTOONS.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
Plz Dont Neglect This Msg A Poor Boy Suffering Frm Mental Disorder Needs Shock Treatment Plz Send Ur Photo So That He Gets The PROPER SHOCK
Jab apko uparwale ne banaya hoga, Tab usko bhi bahut mazaa aya hoga. Hasi di bachon wali, Surat di bholi bhali, Mizaaz diya cool, Aur dimaag gaya bhool..!!
Think u r sitting in front of computer, what will computer think...? . . . . 'Intel Inside..., 'Mental Outside..'
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
Can you pronounce good English:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: You are a good dog. Now stop barking.
Itni aasani se nahi paya tha apko, Zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko, Apko kya pata kitne jatan kar ke hamne, INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.
Bhoot ki beti apni maa se boli, maa main kitni darawani hu! Maa boli beti zyada ghamand achcha nahi Abhi tune msg padhne wale ko nahi dekha... =p ;->
Diff b/w ignoranace n patience? When u see the mirror u don't laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE. When I look at u I also don't laugh that called PATIENCE :-)
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Aap aise DON ho jiske paas har taale ki CHABI hai... Bole to??? DON+KEY= DONKEY
Abey O ande ke chhilke! Aam ki gutthli ! Sare hue bengan! Ublay hue aaloo! Murghi ke chooze! Africa ke bandar! Kabhi bhi kisi ko aisa na bolna bura lagta hai yaar!

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