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Om gilli gilli chhu mantar kali kalandar abra ka dabra..
Noticed any change in u?
No! Tantrik theek kehta tha.
Bandar par ye jaadu nahin chalta...?

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Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Dheeru Bhai Ambani Ka Aakhri Sapna Tha. - Ki Har Bhikari K Hath Me Mobile Ho. - - - - - Aur Aaj Tumne Vo Sapna Pura Kar diya.
I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, “Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
Birds love you, Monkeys love you, Hippos love you, Snakes love you, Tortoise love you, Giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!
Is dil ka kaha mano ek kaam kar do, Ek benaam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Mere upar faqat itna sa ehsaan kar do, Aaj naha kar pure mohalle ko hairaan kar do.
Close ur eyes n think about yourself, Ur face Ur style Ur nature Ur smile Ur looks Now open your eyes. Free mein HORROR film
Listen, are you always this stupid or... Are you just making a special effort today?
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even ur mind. But there is 1 thing u will never lose... n that is ur Good Looks! coz... u cant lose what u never had!
FLASH NEWS: Orbit White Ad Buffalo die. The company is searching an new one for their ad. So please be careful. Avoid going outside and dont smile.
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka… Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkeys language. Come to Collect ur banana.
Flowers + Butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars + Moon = A romantic night. Rain + Monsoon = A lovely weather. U + Ur Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
Scientific Question for u.. How does blood reach ur brain,,.. Simple.. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.. Ha Ha Ha
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
Diff b/w ignoranace n patience? When u see the mirror u don't laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE. When I look at u I also don't laugh that called PATIENCE :-)
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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