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Admi Molvi Se: Molana Sahab Meri Bivi Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun?? Molvi Jaldi Se Boly: 2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)

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Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die.
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
Wife: Aap Kahan Hen.??Husband: Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun.Wife: Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen.Jaldi Karen Naa.Husband: OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D
Do you know, why women behave like too mature and intelligent during the period of pregnancy (9 month). Because at the same time her body have 2 brains, one of the child and other her own..
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss.”
Good girls are found in Every corner of the earth But, unfortunately earth is round 🙂
Mehfil me hamari chappal kho gayi to hum ghar kaise jayenge? To hamane kaha- Ap shayari to shuru kijiye, itne ayenge ki aap gin nahi payenge....
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Cute things to call your girlfriend:1. Sugar2. Honey.......3. Flour4. Egg6. 1/2 cup butter7. Stir8. Pour into pan9. Preheat Oven to 325°10. Bake till golden brown
This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1' 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1*1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div That is '2011' Plz dont force me for nobel prize.I Hate Publicity.;)
When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor sechillate hue bhaaga. . ..... ....kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti haikal chhutti hai
Aaj Raat 9 Bajay Me Ny Eh Choti Sa Program Rakha Hai, Aap Zaroor Aaiye Ga, Is Program Me Chicken Broast, Cold Drinks, Pizza, Burger, Samosay, Pakoray,Chaat,Dahi Baray,AurIce Cream Se Hony Walay Nuksanat K Baary Me Bataya Jayega..Aap Se Khaas Tor Per Shirkat Ki Darkhast Hai. Ana Mat Bhulye Ga.. ;-)
Every husband is a farmer by default....His survival solely depends on 'Agree'culture!
4 My Friends Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam Ho Zindgi Ki Khusiya Ap K Naam Ho Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye 2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mai Shamil Apka B Naam Ho
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna.. . Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!! He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

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