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I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. Wear a helmet while driving because…….. Empty things break easily!!!!
1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha.. uski biwi boli: kya kar rahe ho!?! kanjus bola: Dettol gir gaya tha, socha q barbad karu, haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!
Maths teacher asked JOHNY “If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then wat will u get ? JOHNY replied “Sir! 3 new girl friends”.
2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to 1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera .FARAZ..Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….
Equation #1: Study=Don’t Fail Equation #2: Don’t Study=Fail Adding Equation 1&2 Study+Don’t Study=Fail+Don’t Fail Taking Common Study(1+Don’t)=Fail(1+Don’t) Solution: Study=Fail. Hence Proved.
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha "Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai" . Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on" . Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.
Modern Definition of "Wife" Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls Callgirls r Roaming Calls Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls.................very funny jokes on girls
Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night ! Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok…. Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
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A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)
Safety Tip for Winters !! . . . . . Stand in front of mirror with one glass of water... . . . . .. . . throw water on the mirror & say- " Ahaa.. Nahaa liye..!!
Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran wah wah . . . Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola kkkkk.... kiran..

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