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Girl: What do you like in me? Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it. Girl: Whattt??? Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful... More...............
1 – telephone 2 – television 3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody
Marty Huwe Sharabi Se God Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi....Sharabi: Agly Janam Me Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena, Magar Liver 32 Dena.. .Ek Dety Ho, Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai.Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. :-D
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.Boy: Run, your father is coming!
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna BachaDoctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
Arz hai.. Jo dil mein dard de use dildar kehte hain; Gaur farmayiga. Jo dil me dard de use dildar kehte hain aur; Jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain.
Girl On Date..Girl : Tum kuch Aisa kaho k Mere Dil ki Dharkan Tez Ho Jaye..Boy : ......BHAAaGOoo! Tumharay Papa Aa rahy hen..:-)
A boy took a knife & wrote his Girlfriend's name on his hand. After 5 mints he started crying loudly. Friend: Is it paining? Boy: No, shit Its spelling mistake......~:P !!
never kiss a police woman, she will say, hands up. never kiss a nurse, she will say next please Always kiss a teacher because she will say repleat it 5 times
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u – it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp …. we were playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
Sardar Ki Roti per se "Chuha" Guzar gaya..Sardar : BayBay, Me ny Roti nai khani.Maa : Kha le Puttar, Chuhy ny kon sa Jooty pehny huwe thy..Sardar : Wah BayBay, Ye to Me ny Socha ee nai, Jaldi Salan la..:-)
before love is to live love is not leave after money is for live love is for play n leave
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Aisi Kya Cheez Hai, Jo Khridne Wala Kbhi Pehenta Nhi Aur Pehene Wala Kbhi Khridta Nhi . . Baby Diapers
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