3 Fastest Means Of Communication
1 – telephone
2 – television
3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody
2 – television
3 – tell a woman & say not to tell anybody
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Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai....
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....
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Teacher Pappu Se:
Teacher Pappu Se: Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.Teacher: Theek Hai, Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya
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The Only Person who can Order a Woman
The Only Person who can Order a Woman to Stop TalkingAnd In Reply.She gave Smile to him,,....He Is,,,...A Photographer...:-)
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never share
party wear or dirty wear, love can be shared anywhere never share ur underwear itching will start everywhere
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Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki ki
Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki kiCar ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!
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Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!
Sardar's Son Was Filling a Form..!Son: Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhun..?Sardar: Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolable?...;-)
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20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?
20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?sirf ameer loag kar sakte thaymagar ab pooray mulk kiawam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
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Bhikhari Doctor Se
Bhikhari Doctor Se: Mere Chehre Ki Plastic Surgery Kar Do Doctor. . Doctor: Tum to Pehly Hi Khubsoorst Ho. . Bhikhari: Doctor, Isi Waja Se Koi Mujhe Ek Paisa Nahi Deta.. :-( :-D
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What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?......In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
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Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
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1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.Admi:Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?Bcha:Ji wo to bzar gye hn.Admi:Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.Bcha:Wo to cricket khelne gya h.Admi:Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?Bcha:Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.Admi: (gussy se):To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.Bcha:“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
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Can u translate the following in Urdu?
Can u translate the following in Urdu?Sun+Lion+1/4 kgSochenNai pta?Plz try krenAftab Sher Pao
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Plz Ignore Mt Krna
Plz Ignore Mt Krna 1 Bcha Jo Bhut Chota Hai Q K Bache Chote Hote Hai. Us Bechare Ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nhi Ati Hm Log Rozana Kitne Fuzul Msgs Karte Hen Plz 1 Ye Msg B Sub Ko Forward Kro Taki. Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sake..
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Kisi Se Piyar Kerty Ho To
Kisi Se Piyar Kerty Ho To Usko Dua Me Itna Mango K Wo NEWTON K Saib Ki Tarha Aap Ki Jholi Me Aa Giray.. :-D
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Poor Boys
If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot,Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
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Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb… Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . Oh….u toooo?
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(((‘)))
(((‘)))YYeh gulab ka phoool hamari dosti ki nishani hai..Is phool ko kabhi sookhney na dena.Mobile hamesha paani main rakhna.
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Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
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