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Marty Huwe Sharabi Se

Marty Huwe Sharabi Se
God Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi..
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Sharabi: Agly Janam Me
Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena,
Magar Liver 32 Dena..
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Ek Dety Ho,
Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D

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