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Apple is the new Onion of the generationOnion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai,Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!
Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye, Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki, Judge: Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.
Whenever U feel depressed in your life, Close your eyes and think about that director who has to say Nice shot to Tusshar Kapoor..
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that weuse to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
How do u know when kids start to grow up? Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:1st:Ye paper konsa tha?2nd:Maths ka1st:Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?2nd:Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .
Law of cigarette smoking:...........Smoke always goesin the direction of non-smokers .
Gutka Na Khaya Kero, Honton Ki Shaan Jati Hai...Hont Tumhary Hen Aur, Jaan Meri Jati Hai.. :-)
Jo Tum Ko Ho PasandWohi Baat Karen Gy,Tum Din Ko Agar Raat KahoRaat Kahen Gy.Suraj ko Agar Chand KahoChand Kahen Gy...QK,.Ammi Kehti Hen,Paglon SeBehas Nahi Kerni Chahiye...;-p
Sadak ke gaddhon mein lagaegi Nagar-Nigam wi-fi taaki mobile pe baat karte samay gire logon ka baatchit band na ho
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.Smart Boy: Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.Funny Gilr: Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
How do u know when kids start to grow up?Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.Baap Ghusse se: Oye...Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)
Agar dosto ke ghar jaoUsko bulane to sab sepahle uska baap nikalkaresa ghurta hai manohum Talibaan se talukrakhte hai
7-year-old Tim views on beer: "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal SakteFaraz.Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai
After A Terrible Fight...Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house....Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)Hahahaha
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega.
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