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Class Rooms are like Trains.The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;The middle are General Compartments;And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Aapka ye saal kysa guzry gaSeLeCT A FAN1-GFC2-Millat3-Pak4-Royal5-AsiaRplyMat krna Tuwada ay saal Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ayFrom: wapda.,
Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan aur Awara DostYe Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hen.Beta: Abba, Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha,Jo Dushmano se Dar ker Bhaag Jaye,,,Wo Mard Nahi Hota...;-p:)
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife : Kitni mari?Man : 3 male aur 2 female.Wife : Kaise malum?Man : Kyonki 3 cigarette se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota haiSon: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..:) Ek chappl aur padi..
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai1-Pyar2-Rishta3-School Life4-Dosti5-Paise6-Sms PakageOR7. Toilet Mai Pani
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?Wife remained silent for some time…Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)
rich son to father:Dad garmi lag rahi ha.dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.middle man son to father.abu garmi lag rahi ha.abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai, Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai, Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka, Arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,Basanti k bhi lele,Jay Veeru k bhi lele,Octopus Ban ja ..Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p
NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen? Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi. Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai.. . Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Interviewr : what is difference between landline and cellfon,.............Killing answer by Pappu,.................Pappu : landline me number ungliyon se dail krna parta hy aur cellfone pe anguthe se
Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Aaty Hen Toofan..Yaden Baki Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jaty Hen Insan..Yaad Rakho Gy To Bohat Qareeb Pao Gy..Aur Bhool Gaye To .........Chamaat Bhi Khao Gy.. :-)(,")/ Tu Bhool
teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kroPATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIATEACHER=KIA HUAPATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
unki gali se hum guzre , ajeeb ittefaak thaphool toh phenka unhone magar gamla bhe saath tha
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