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Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??

Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??

Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.

Baap Ghusse se: Oye...

Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,
Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)

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