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Heart can skip beats for a while;Memories can be kept in a file;A desert can replace the Nile;But nothing can stop a smile.When your name appears on my mobile!
he came 2 me 1 nite ........ explored my body........ licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left.......... i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!
A Fantastic Tip.Hamesha uss shakhs ko khush rakhen .jise........AAP har roz aaine mein dekhte hain:D
In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT....In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!
5 benefits of kissing: *changes taste *lips never get dry *burns calories *makes face muscles strong *relieves stress So,
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl,
Great people talk about things….Small people talk about other people….And legends never talk –...they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
In times of difficulties, don't ever say God I have a big problem, instead say- hey problem, I have a big God & everything will be allright. God Bless u.
Heavy Traffic ke beech gap dhoondhane mein naakaam raha bike savaar yuvak Pappu Singh, Traffic police- Harilal ne kaata bhaari chaalaan
Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun? Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
HR: Why should I hire you? Candidate: Mere Baad Koi Aur Ayega, Phirse Interview Lena Padega, Aptitude, Technical Round... Kitna Kaam Karoge Sir Wohi Salary Mein? Hired
Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K Aap Ko English Nahi Aati.. . Up Up Up Up Up Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum, Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!
Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se: "Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?" Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa, Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D
main Ladkiyon ki driving ke khilaaph bilkul nahin hoon, lekin jara ye bata do ki...achaanak koi saamane aaye to brake ki jagah cheekh maarana kahaan ka insaaph hai?
Aye GULAB Apni Khushboo ko Mere Doston per "Nachor" de,,"Ye Sardi k Mousam me Aksar Nahaya nahi kerty"Naha liya kero Yaar...;-pJumma Mubarak
Boy 2 girl:I luv u Girl:i m engaged vd someone nd i hv a boyfrnd too!Boy:(after thinkng a lot).....DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON Toooo:-
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