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HR: Why Should I Hire You?

HR: Why should I hire you?
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Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi? Girl: Q?? Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen. Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai.. Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba 110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D
Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!
December Jab bhi Ata hai Yehi Anjaam hota hai,Kabhi Khansi, Kabhi Nazla, Kabhi Zukaam hota hai..;-)
Bivi Shopping List Bana Rahi Thi..Bivi: Sab Se Pehly Kiya Likhun ??Shoher: Loan.. ;-p ;-)Hahhaha
Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen?? Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D
4 Pepsi “Sharukh” 4 Coke”Aamir” 4 Limca “Riya” 4 Fanta “Rani” 4 Thumps Up “Akshay” Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam “Desi Daru” K liye
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..Road Cross Karne K BaadMurgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha: Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..7 Kese..??Socho,..Aur Socho,.Read Msg Again,Nahi Mila..? .Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D
Heart Melting LinesIf You Are In TearsWithout Any Reason Then..Then..Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….Don’t Over Imagine…
Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?.Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai
SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do:)
Reporter - ye dekhiye is raili mein 3 saal ka bachcha bhi Modi Modi chilla raha hai .. bachche ki Maa: chupkar naashpite, vo Godi Godi chilla raha hai.....funny modi chutkule jokes
5 Great People Are: 1. Quaid-e-Azam Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen..2. Wasim Akram Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.. 3. Aishwarya Rai Apni Pohanch se Door.. 4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..:-D :-)
Teacher: Pani ka Formula batao?Pathan: H2MgClNaClHNO3Teacher: Stupid, Ye kiya hai?Pathan: Miss, Ye Selaab ka Pani hai..;-p
2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!
This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1' 1+1=2 Add 1-1=0 Sub 1*1=1 Mul 1/1=1 Div That is '2011' Plz dont force me for nobel prize.I Hate Publicity.;)
Kisi Ko Railway Line Per Leta Dekho toYe Samajh Nahi aata kWo "KhudKushi" Kerny Laga Hai,YaApni "Profile Pic" K LiyePose De Raha Hai...;-p
Khushi Parsh per Hogi,Charcha Arsh per Hoga,Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,Ek Farz Ada Hoga,Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,,,,Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)Dosto Aameen to Bolo,Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

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